Sunday, December 21, 2008

Of Santa Claus and Stranger Danger.

"Stay away from strangers!"
"Don't take candy from anyone you don't know."
"Yell, if you see anything unusual."

And then comes Christmas.

"Look, honey, see the big fat old guy with the long scraggly beard and hair? The one whose wearing red and white fur. Look, he's offering you a candy cane! Why don't you go sit on his lap?"

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