Number 12 Worst Valentine's Gift For Her

I heard on the radio today, "Hoodie Footy Pajamas for her. It will only take you a second to order but she will think you've been thinking of her for weeeeeeks!" Umm... not so sure about the woman feeling really hot dressed in the pajamas of a three year-old but also if you had been thinking of her for weeeeeks and this is the best you could come up with...YIKES!

Number 11

Just found number 11 for worst Valentine's Gifts for Her:

Whataburger, yes, Whataburger is offering a romantic night out from 5-9 on Valentine's night. Yes, buy one Patty Melt Meal and get the second one free. Yes, imagine the look in your woman's eyes as you pull up to the great tin orange and white striped teepee and say, "Surprise!!!" Oh yeah, gooooooood luck with that! The couch oughta sleep real comfy.

Men vs. Women

I'm a mental health therapist and through all my years of working with couples the biggest difference that I see between men and women is that women have ESP and men are perfectly comfortable just having ESPN.